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I'm glad I was not born before tea.
-- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1322 of 2327 |
I'm glad that I'm an American,
I'm glad that I am free,
But I wish I were a little doggy,
And McGovern were a tree.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1323 of 2327 |
I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today. Happens
every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.
> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.
> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.
> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1324 of 2327 |
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1325 of 2327 |
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
-- Woody Allen
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1326 of 2327 |
I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
-- John Foreman
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1327 of 2327 |
I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
-- Bob Hope
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1328 of 2327 |
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1329 of 2327 |
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?
-- Harold Urey
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1330 of 2327 |
I'm just as sad as sad can be!
I've missed your special date.
Please say that you're not mad at me
My tax return is late.
-- Modern Lines for Modern Greeting Cards
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